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f0xyshy:

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

grungeisde4d:

this is really selfish but

why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better

why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks about

w h y

I can’t find a single selfish thing in that.

ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

kimpissible:

police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck

benantispanties:

kimpossibooty:

benantispanties:

kimpossibooty:

kimpossibooty:

benantispanties:

kimpossibooty:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why?

To get to the little bitch’s house

Knock knock

Who’s there?

The chicken

So I was explaining my gender-fluidity to my grandmother

Me:  So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
Grandma:  I have enough idiot granddaughters already
Me:  
Grandma:  
Me:  
Grandma:  But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.  *then later*
My mom:  Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
Me:  Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
Grandma:  Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
Me:  Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
Grandma:  See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.