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spanktherainbow:

Police officer: Do you know why I pulled you over sir? Because you are a wreckless driver. You have never been in a wreck. I am proud of you.


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pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

j4ya:

when all the white friends in your squad know their boundaries

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furbearingbrick:

thatonelesbiangirl:

co8alt-thief:

if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks

spooky scary snoteleks

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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pansexualfacts:

Fact: Many panromantic asexuals and aromantic pansexuals go by the nickname ‘pancakes’.